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wants2fist: My slave playing with a soda can. Love all the extra room she has around it! She’s been doing perineal massage every day and the can slipped in with practically no resistance.
amymebberson: Whoever has a kaiju comics license, HIRE THIS MAN NOW! silvaniart: Godzilla vs. Gamera- The Dance Off!
ALSO BITCH IS BACK FROM TUMBLR HIATUSIS MY HAIR A TOTALLY FUCKING DIFFERENT COLOR, AND SHAPE?HAS IT BEEN LIKE A FUCKING YEAR!?YAAAA TRICK YAAAAAAA!!!For real though wassup
The Anti-Stress Pupper has just fwumped on you! Share this Anti-Stress Pupper and you will never ever ever ever have to overtime at work ever again and you can come home to your boo while he’s still awake and you’ll have plenty of time to do ~stuff~
it has begun and i’m powerless to stop it, i’m so sorry everyone
neasura: neasura: I seem to have this problem alot IT LOOPED
sherlockiansusa: Live Press Conference for The Imitation Game tomorrow! TIFF will be streaming the conference live tomorrow, Sept 9, at 9am EDT here! If you can’t make it, no worries! TIFF has been lovely and posts videos of all its conferences here so
jihanmck: Cute but goofy college guy pees his pants in front of the whole school on the last day of school. Hilarious! “Don’t get stage fright!!!”: Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Gemini Lost a bet and has to pee their pants: Aquarius, Pisces, Cancer,
drawbauchery: spideypool is illegal i can’t believe it oh god do you think the cops will show up at my door i’ve drawn so much of it because tom holland is 3 and ryan reynolds is 183982 and they are the ONLY spiders-men and daedpool in the entire
So I guess one of the ways you can get the new messaging feature is if someone who already has it messages you? Like an infectious disease?What I’m trying to say is, please infect me(edit: WOW THAT WAS FAST; THANK Y’ALL VERY MUCH)
Based on this post. You can also get it on an actual t-shirt now!Submitted by trainwreckgenerator
fuckyeahchinesefashion: A set of wedding photos of 31-year-old Tibetan groom Phuntsok and his bride Drolma become very popular in just three days on social network. The total hits has reached 10,000 after only 4 hours they put photos on the web. Phuntsok
We’ll see, I can’t help it sometimes…
heyblackrose: bellygangstaboo: Bruhhhhh Omg As you can clearly see it was a black deer, black deer are always jumping in front of police cars to get hit so they can sue the city.
eggplont: tyleroakley: theotherjosh: you can never unsee it SHIT OH MY GOD I can’t but focus on his huge schlong!
chefpyro: I like this little moment. Because it shows that Amethyst understands Peridot. She knows at this point that Peridot is simply bitter and irritable in nature, and not to hold it against her. She asks a question, Peridot responds with a bitter
It has come to our attention that many of you wish to see MORE MAN. To fulfill this want, we’re uploading this very special, one-time MAN PACK, which has many PICTURES OF MAN, in repose, in action, and with himself. You can also download it here,
Can’t believe it took 15 yrs to have our first official Photoshoot.. but it happen and you did AMAZING!! You supported me in my beginning, which has lead me in so many discoveries as we have changed and grown over the yrs. You are the shout, that
I’m so hyped for Star VS The Forces of Evil that I’m not just thinking headcanons but a full story arc that also has three original characters in it (mostly in villainous roles).AND THE SHOW HASN’T EVEN AIRED YET.
Can someone PLEASE tell me if tickets can already be purchased for Infinites concert in LA because i seriously dont want to miss out!?!
jinki2kinki: HE SAID RAVI’S NAME WRONG HOLY FUCK I CAN’T DO IT
It’s cute when someone has an accident and has to wake someone up to tell them…Butttt I also like when the character is soooo embarrassed that they do everything they can to hide it. Like they wake up late at night and see they had a lil accident
what white people can do to protect muslims tomorrow: 9/11 edition
eidolous: Seth Green made Robot Chicken, an animated show juxtaposing children’s toys with vulgar humor Seth McFarlane made Ted, a live action/animated movie juxtaposing a children’s toy with vulgar humor Seth Rogen has made Sausage Party, an
manapua: why are old people so obsessed with doing this texting has made me unable to spell or write, particularly when it comes to leaves on sand
Fic - Big Hero 6 - “let it rain (let it pour)”
kelgrid: This is Han Solo’s son we’re talking about there’s a 200% chance he has wookie as his second language
And when you have waited—-has it made you sure?
So my friend @amaluelmwood showed me what the heck ko-fi is, because I am slow at investigating and do not know things. If anyone has the urge to encourage my nonsense, you can buy me a coffee.
Has anyone done this yet? I seriously can’t stop thinking about this. Very rushed on my day off but I’ll do her norm outfit soon!
I have so much awesome film to scan I’m so excited!! but I can’t do it because I don’t have sleeves to put them in until tomorrow!! ::WHINES & HURUMPHS:: but anyways, be on the lookout later this week and stuff and yeah coolio 👍🏼
I think I’m going to take Graham’s sisters out to see the Avengers. I think this is what you do when you’re in a longterm relationship, right? Or maybe this is me just wanting to take people to see the movie, so I can talk about it with
It looks like I’m just going to have to call a bunch of mutual friends and just be like hey I probably can’t be friends with you anymore, because I can’t expect you to stop talking to someone who has become very, very toxic to me, but
plastikitty: Max Factory Announces figma Armin Arlet From Attack On Titan However, Armin comes with a twist! Rumor has it that he will be a Winter Wonder Festival exclusive. But, you know, you can buy them for retail from overseas so it’s not really
mareena: me: has an extensive vocabulary from years of reading that spans tons of subjects and purposes my adhd ass: can’t remember the word for “mattress”
#can we talk about how everyone else just gets pissed off or annoyed at Tony’s sass #but Bruce is smiling #he thinks it’s funny #he’s just so happy that someone is engaging with him #teasing him even #how long has it been since someone has
sanguinarysanguinity: 3…2…1…cheese! You know Peralta already has that photo framed on his wall. He can’t pull it together to frame and display any other photo, but this one? The one with his honorary nieces and his honorary dad trolling the fuck
Has anyone watched that Game Grumps playthrough of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories? I’ve never heard of them before so I have no point of reference to how their videos are (I assume they’re grumpy) I do not generally watch Let’s Plays
It’s like all the Gems are competing to see who can be the biggest dork
CN, I expect Steven Universe ads with the new return date by next Thursday. I think 2 weeks beforehand is a good time to start advertising the return of a show that has been on hold for 3 months, I think that’s reasonable. Don’t let me down
It kinda bugs me when people say stuff like “The Gems took Steven away from Greg” or talk about how wrong it is he doesn’t get to see his dad because…he does. All the time. Steven probably has access to his dad more often than
can-i-be-your-favorite-bird: fanfiction should be taken a lot more seriously as literature. True, some of it isn’t really excellent writing and some is just smut but let me tell you i have read some fics that are beautifully well done and turned my
it has almost been an entire year since i’ve gotten into dmmd and i still haven’t completed the goddamn game. can you believe it.
choose-your-muse: glitterbrick: conversation limit The limit at the moment is STARTING 50 convos a day, but you can talk with all of them all you like after that. Not sure if that will go away once everyone has something.
shacklefunk: tuomey: frenchfrycoolguy: every single person who has ever made a text post that got 100k+ (or even just like 10k+) notes knows that there is no benefit to making a popular text post at all beyond it being sort of flattering for the first
jupitersaurus: Theory 1: Donald Trump doesn’t know how to read. Theory 2: Donald Trump can only read at a 4th grade (or lower) reading level. Theory 3: Donald Trump has dyslexia. Theory 4: Donald Trump just can’t see that fucking well. You
snknews: Actor Haruma Miura (Eren) Passes Away Haruma Miura, who portrayed Eren in the 2015 Japanese SnK live action film, has passed away on July 18th, 2020 at the age of 30. Haruma was a respected young actor with a prolific body of work, including
carbongem: Satoru Iwata, Nintendo’s president, has passed away.Rest in peace, Iwata-san.
rissalady: Be mine
montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916: baconllamatimelord: miss-doctorwho: partners-in-time: miss-doctorwho: If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of gif’s yet. Or italics. How can I express my feelings
texanredrose: friendbot: princessrobocop: raccoon-butts: wow i sure am thirsty for some apple beverage oh boy prices you can trust, products you can’t Graphic Design has gone so minimalistic it’s morphed into Uncanny Nondescript. My brain tells
did-you-kno: This wooden cabinet, which was designed by Ferruccio Laviani and cut with a CNC machine, has been intricately carved to look like a digital glitch. Source
bexlogic: thempress: People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. You can’t
Wore white leggings today that are see through and I’m pretty sure everyone has gotten a glimpse of my undies, but it’s so fucking hot I think I’m gonna die I don’t even care about shit anymoreeeeeeee!
Look guys, I think the GTA au with Steven Universe would be kinda cool, but over all I’m not really for it. I really don’t wanna imagine Steven in that kinda of setting ya know? I would appreciate it if I didn’t get any more questions regarding
anonymouscomrade: iveneverhadnutella: this movie was really fucked up I’ve never seen Bee Movie and every new post I see about it on tumblr just further convinces me that it has to be an elaborate ruse of some sort because it can’t possibly exist
drawbauchery: Hello, my messenger has been really glitchy for a while and won’t let me read entire messages and conversations, so here is where you can go if you have a question or a request or just want to say hi!! Please guys, my ask box is best!
news: I will be working on an otp comic but it will be set to a song ( meaning it will be an audio post with a comic underneath) bad news: I’ve been a bad girl so my internet connect has been cut, so it might take a while until I can upload it u n
it’s raining for the first time in western NC since summer cuz we’ve been in a drought since late spring and considering all the horrible wildfires in the area I might be crying out of gratefulness…
